It Starts Early

Preview: Baby Boy deal with it... If you ever read any of this, I do not rant gramatically correct.

Well the first d.f.t.d. I tried to use the mobile blog because the insanity started early.  That stupid mess didn't work.  We won't even go into the attempts of tring to make it work.  This is merely backround fluff.

Well the member of the face nation called and wanted to know where I was.   Now since this was before 10am and I wasn't due in until 11am I was confused.  Today I had to leave early to take more preop tests.  Well dah..... All the faces  vanished except for one.  And................ as faces do e wanted to know what was going on.  The faces can take time out to talk about each other but  no communication.  I started to explain how "Two Face" gave me permission, but realized the thumping I heard was a blood vessel in my kneck ready to expload....Now know this everyone already knows that I am having surgery, so wtf????

We are off for another multi d.f.t.d. day.

Lets describe me:  I am a 5'4", 369 pound, African American, bright color top wearing, UGG and Berkinstock wearing, Starbuck 16 pump vanilla venti black tea drinking, totally Pandora tricked out, stone carrying, pink loving,  reiki doing woman.  The only thing I have in common with my coworkers is that there are 2 other African American women( yes I am only talking about outwardly visible stuff.).  so my question is this how can you not see me?  Bald Face  talked to me about not seeing me.  REALLY!!! How is that possible? And he doesn'nt know my name.  What??  A customer asked for me and he didn't know what they were talking about, and he was less than two feet from me.  I am all for being politically correct, but as fat and black as I am everyone knows me.  He just sees faces.  Well my face is connected to a fat neck and a pair of 46d's.

Went to the doctors today for my tests.  I was picked, pooked ad proded .  Now a little backround, I live at the doctors lately.  I have had so many tests I have to sing them to remember them all.  Now wouldn't you think through all of that somebody would have noticed I have a heart murmur.  My doctor asked me has anyone ever told you , you have a heart murmur? Told her no, you didnt' tell me that when I saw you 2 mintues ago.  Really did I develop one over night?  Or within the hour?

And going for the Trifecta of Dumb

Ten year old boy is sitting at his fathers job doing his homework.  He needs some help with his math.  He asks for some help and one after another none of the employees could do the problem.  They tried breaking out a calculator, but nothing looked right.  The little boy guessed and all of the emplyees told him he was wrong.  He started to cry he was so frustrated. 


The Problem: 495 divided by 6
The Problem the employees were using 6 divided by 495

How many coworkers of 3D does it take to be smarter than a fifth grader?  37.....38....39..... we are still counting.  Never forget thes people deal with money and food for a living, be afraid.


ldhfme


p.s my own person dftd... where the hell is spellcheck... ahahahahahahaha not fixed yet.